Rumor has it twitter will replace the retweet sign with a clown riding a unicorn jumping over a rainbow. #FavGate
— Doug Bursch (@fairlyspiritual) November 3, 2015
So this heart sign is going to pretty much destroy love. Years from now people will be giving each other stars for valentine’s day. #FavGate
— Doug Bursch (@fairlyspiritual) November 3, 2015
Facebook ruins “Friends” and now Twitter ruins “Hearts.” #FavGate
— Doug Bursch (@fairlyspiritual) November 3, 2015
Twitter announces retweeting will now be referred to as “giving a long meaningful embrace” with a kitten hugging a rainbow emoji. #FavGate
— Doug Bursch (@fairlyspiritual) November 3, 2015
Heart Wars: The Force Awakens #ruinastarbyaddingaheart #FavGate
— Doug Bursch (@fairlyspiritual) November 3, 2015
“So people use our product to bully people on a regular basis..how about we turn the star into a heart.” -Complex Twitter Strategy #FavGate
— Doug Bursch (@fairlyspiritual) November 3, 2015
Twitter announces tomorrow’s new font will be glitter pen. #FavGate
— Doug Bursch (@fairlyspiritual) November 3, 2015
“How can we make the single people feel even more lonely.” -Twitter Strategy Meeting #FavGate #heartgate
— Doug Bursch (@fairlyspiritual) November 3, 2015
Little known fact: St. Valentine used to go around favoriting everyone’s short pithy comments. #FavGate #heartgate
— Doug Bursch (@fairlyspiritual) November 3, 2015
Hearts on Thars….Oh boy! #FavGate #heartgate pic.twitter.com/5aheSTz4l1
— Doug Bursch (@fairlyspiritual) November 3, 2015
The future: “Mommy, why do we give out candied stars on Valentine’s day?” “Well, it all started with something called Twitter.” #heartgate
— Doug Bursch (@fairlyspiritual) November 3, 2015
“alright Johnson we’re going to table the pretty pony idea but we’re going with your heart favoriting thingy.” #heartgate #FavGate
— Doug Bursch (@fairlyspiritual) November 3, 2015
New Twitter Chief causes immediate social media controversy. #FavGate #heartgate pic.twitter.com/i3KzVdnFZN
— Doug Bursch (@fairlyspiritual) November 4, 2015
I guess I’m just going to have to type star until things go back to normal.
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