To put it another way, there are many things I’d rather do than watch, listen to, or even contemplate this week’s debate.
-I’d rather watch a middle aged white man on CSPAN 2 talk about the Coinage Act of 1834 (which is actually a real thing).
-I’d rather watch Dancing with the Stars.
-I’d rather watch stars that neither dance nor move.
-I’d rather gaze into the abyss of an existential crisis concerning the emptiness being.
-I’d rather watch Dancing with the Stars: All Star Edition.
-I’d rather work at a pit bull rehabilitation center.
-I’d rather clean the men’s bathroom at Seahawks stadium after a Monday night football game.
-I’d rather watch an entire season of The View.
-I’d rather turn off all the lights in my house and curl up on the floor in a fetal position moaning to myself than watch the debate for President.
Anyway, the first debate between Obama and Romney is this week. Be sure to come back and read my recap of all the highlights.
Double-tapping my chest, pointing your direction, bro. I feel ya
an entire season of The View?
Ok…just in case you need one more thing to do…”:) Perhaps you should try stand up comedy. Honestly, I am still laughing as I type this!