Taco Bell just announced they are adding a Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco to accompany their wildly popular Nacho-Cheese Doritos Locos Taco. In 2012, Taco Bell sold over 250 million of their Nacho-Cheese flavored junk food/fast food Doritos amalgamations. This unprecedented success has led other fast food restaurants to enter the fray. The following are possible future offerings.
-The McDonald’s Cheetos Shake: Looks like an orange creamsicle, goes down salty, cheesy, and crunchy good.
-The Burger King Snickers Bar Salad: Hungry? Grab a Snickers Salad!
-KFC Mashed Potatoes and Nerds: Can anyone say low-fat topping!
-The Taco Bell Fruit Roll-up Burrito: Instead of a flour tortilla, why not try a strawberry flavored gummy roll-up. Instead of meat, fill it with shame, self-loathing and just a touch of apocalyptic foreboding.
What’s your suggestion?
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