Hunger Games Spawns New Movie Franchise

In response to the overwhelming success of The Hunger Games, executives at Lionsgate Studios have announced they will immediately begin production of a spin off to the Hunger Games Trilogy.

The new three part movie will also be accompanied by a soon to be authored book of the same name. Rumors are that J.K. Rowling will write the books, while Adam Sandler will direct the first two movies, with the possibility of either George Lucas or Kevin Costner directing the third.

The new movie franchise is tentatively titled, “Baby Hunger Games.” It’s the story of 24 adorable babies fighting to the death, until just one giggling baby remains. Hollywood insiders confirm that Will Smith has already agreed to father a baby to star in the leading role. Costar zygotes will be named later.

When asked about the controversial decision to depict babies fighting to the death, Lionsgate executives pointed to the fact that America’s Funniest Home Videos has been showing videos of babies falling over for years. “If people can laugh at a toddler falling on a kitten, then they can root for baby combat to the death. The important thing to remember is we are going to make a lot of money. I really can’t stress enough about how much money we are actually going to make.”

Merchandizing deals for “Baby Hunger Games” are already in production. Baby Gap is expected to roll out its “My Baby can Kill Your Baby” onesie line in the fall.

One Hollywood insider said it best, “With the success of Hunger Games, the relatively untapped underaged killing genre market is wide open. If Hollywood seizes this new opportunity, we can make a killing.”

(Dateline: April 1st, 2012)

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Shocking Revelation Concerning World’s Biggest Internet Sites

An early morning April 1st press release has shaken the internet world to its core. After an elaborate six month investigation, researchers have determined that 90% of all internet content originates from one author, Walter P. Mooreridge. After checking the grammatical, syntactical, and thematic structure of millions of original and aggregated posts, researchers determined that 9 out of every 10 blogs posted on the internet are in fact written by Mr. Mooreridge of Springdale, Kansas. When confronted with this allegation, Mr. Mooreridge confessed that he does indeed provide most of the content used by almost every blog in existence.

When asked about his prolific output, Mr. Mooreridge claimed, “It’s no big deal. I’ve got a lot of time on my hands. And I really like writing about the same thing over and over again.”

Mr. Mooreridge also told reporters that he really didn’t mind not getting any credit for his posts because, “Honestly, I don’t really think they’re that good.”

Many of the world’s top blogs are in damage control as their readers now realize only 10% of the blogosphere’s content is not produced by Walter P. Mooreridge. Earlier today, The Huffington Post responded by posting a slideshow of awkward family pet photos. The photos where quickly taken down when it was revealed that most of the cutest pictures were, in fact, uploaded by Mr. Mooreridge.

Stay tuned for updates on this breaking story. Thanks for reading and have a great April 1st.

Sincerely, Walter P. Mooreridge

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Meditations on coming out of slavery into freedom (Exodus 4 and 5)

4:31 And the people believed; and when they heard that the LORD had visited the people of Israel and that he had seen their affliction, they bowed their heads and worshiped.

When God speaks, we worship him. A sign we have not heard God is we refuse to worship him. Worship is the appropriate response to God speaking!

Exodus 5:1 Afterward Moses and Aaron went and said to Pharaoh, “Thus says the LORD (YHWH), the God of Israel, ‘Let my people go, that they may hold a feast to me in the wilderness.’ ”

Pharaoh truly believes the Israelites are his to do with as he wishes. He is their king, ruler, and god. Moses and Aaron confront Pharaoh with a false perception of reality. “Let my (God’s) people go, that they may hold a feast to me (God) in the wilderness.” Israel is God’s, not Pharaoh’s. God has made a decision about what is right for Israel. He has let this decision be known to Moses and Aaron. Pharaoh has been left out of the chain of command. Instead of setting the divine agenda for all who live in Egypt, Pharaoh is basically commanded to listen and obey.

The battle between Pharaoh and Moses is more than a difference of opinion. Rather, it is an issue of power, control, and authority. Pharaoh could care less whether or not Moses has the right idea. The real issue is that in the Egyptian world, Pharaoh is supposed to make all the decisions. He is literally considered a god on earth. He decides all things, not some washed out Hebrew man who had the good luck of being raised by Pharaoh’s daughter. At some level, Pharaoh respects or fears Moses enough not to kill him at the very suggestion. However, the thought of Moses bringing orders from God eventually makes Pharaoh’s blood boil.

Freedom is more than making moral or right choices. Freedom is a change of rule! So often we try to put slave clothes on Christ. We introduce him to our world of slavery and ask him to help us have a better slave life. We ask Christ to bless our slave ways, increase our slave wages, and expand our slave quarters. God meets us in our bondage to lead us into freedom. Many of us spend our entire life trying to get God to see the logic of our slave ways.

God’s commandment is clear, “You must leave your slave ways!”

2 But Pharaoh said, “Who is the LORD (YHWH), that I should obey his voice and let Israel go? I do not know the LORD (YHWH), and moreover, I will not let Israel go.”

Pharaoh set the religious agenda of the nation, not Moses. If Pharaoh doesn’t value YHWH, then YHWH is not of value. This is the logic of our age.

The world does not acknowledge YHWH as God. Consequently, the world does not make room for YHWH. To live a live free from perpetual bondage, we must make room for God. Pharaoh will not acknowledge God’s presence, that is our job. I am becoming increasingly convinced that God must take radical, practical, importance in our lives. The world will not make room for God. The implications are profound.

We must choose careers that make room for God. A job is only good when it allows us to worship God freely and consistently. If a job keeps us from attending church, then it is a worthless job. Yes, there are season when we cannot control our schedule. However, freedom is found in giving God priority!

We must choose a standard of living that makes room for God. Many do not faithfully attend or serve in the church because of work commitments. Many of these commitments are for the purpose of maintaining a standard of living. If we give God our second best to maintain a standard of living, we are choosing Pharaoh’s kingdom over God’s command.

Some may despise these comments, but I am convinced that freedom can be found when we take obedience seriously! This is not a question of salvation, it is a question of freedom. Many have been saved, but few walk in the abundant freedom provided by the cross. This world will not let you go! We must choose to follow God’s lead first and foremost in our lives.

3 Then they said, “The God of the Hebrews has met with us. Please let us go a three days’ journey into the wilderness that we may sacrifice to the LORD our God, lest he fall upon us with pestilence or with the sword.”

Moses and Aaron are more concerned with God’s discipline than with Pharaoh’s. We are to be more concerned with God’s purposes than with the world’s punishment. What concerns us more, not measuring up to our culture’s standard of living, or not following God’s purposes for our life? There must come a time in our life when the primary motivation for all our decisions is God’s purpose! If I asked your family, your boss, or your friends to tell me what your primary purpose in life is, what would they tell me? Who would they say you serve? How long would they have to think about the question before answering? Freedom is found in taking God’s perspective seriously!

4 But the king of Egypt said to them, “Moses and Aaron, why do you take the people away from their work? Get back to your burdens.” 5 And Pharaoh said, “Behold, the people of the land are now many, and you make them rest from their burdens!”

In Pharaoh’s eyes the work of the Israelites is slavery, not worship. Their burden in life is to serve Pharaoh. The whole system changes if you let this large population do something other than what they were created to do. So Pharaoh commands them “Get back to your burdens.”

A guaranteed result of pursuing freedom is a push back from the world. The world wants to occupy all your time. Satan’s goal is for you to live so far within your bondage that you simply call bondage “life.” Bondage is far more than breaking a commandment. Bondage is living in a state of continual servitude to darkness. A sure fire way to stop spiritual growth is to expand the hours you spend consumed with things that have no eternal value. Even vacation and luxury have no value if they take away from spiritual intimacy with God.

Pharaoh wants your best energy, time, and resources. Some of us work so hard in our fields of slavery that we use our spare time to improve our slave quarters and conditions. God says, come out from your depravity. Learn to worship me! Give me your best time and energy. I will teach you how to walk in freedom.

6 The same day Pharaoh commanded the taskmasters of the people and their foremen, 7 “You shall no longer give the people straw to make bricks, as in the past; let them go and gather straw for themselves. 8 But the number of bricks that they made in the past you shall impose on them, you shall by no means reduce it, for they are idle. Therefore they cry, ‘Let us go and offer sacrifice to our God.’ 9 Let heavier work be laid on the men that they may labor at it and pay no regard to lying words.”

Pharaoh pushes back to squash the dream, divide the community, and destroy the leadership. He makes them work harder and longer. He consumes their lives with the burden and bondage of slavery. Pharaoh keeps them from thinking about anything but their bondage. The pursuit of freedom often comes with a push back.

The battle for freedom is actually a battle. Salvation is something we receive in yielding to Christ. The ability to walk in our freedom is something we fight for as we live in a world that is bound. If someone is not following Christ, they will intentionally or unintentionally try to advance the kingdom of darkness. Satan does not want you to walk in your freedom. He will push back!

10 So the taskmasters and the foremen of the people went out and said to the people, “Thus says Pharaoh, ‘I will not give you straw. 11 Go and get your straw yourselves wherever you can find it, but your work will not be reduced in the least.’ “

God’s proclamation is followed by Pharaoh’s commandment. Your life is not going to get better, it is going to get worse. When we begin to walk out our freedom, we will hear such whispers. There will come times when we feel as if our pursuit for wholeness will crush us.

12 So the people were scattered throughout all the land of Egypt to gather stubble for straw. 13 The taskmasters were urgent, saying, “Complete your work, your daily task each day, as when there was straw.” 14 And the foremen of the people of Israel, whom Pharaoh’s taskmasters had set over them, were beaten and were asked, “Why have you not done all your task of making bricks today and yesterday, as in the past?”

Pharaoh gave the Israelites a task they couldn’t do. Therefore they were beaten and ridiculed. The foremen were treated the worse; they were leaders among the Israelites who had worked up through the ranks to oversee their own people’s bondage. Freedom is most difficult for those who have received some temporary benefit from their bondage. The foreman had been given a small amount of authority and prestige. Moses and Aaron were disrupting this system.

Some of us resist true freedom because it appears to come at a greater cost. We have gained a certain amount of influence, power, or prestige from this world. We may be bound, but we are doing better than others. Our standard for prosperity can not be from a slave’s perspective. Whether working in the brutal fields or in the luxury of the master’s house, a slave is still a slave.

15 Then the foremen of the people of Israel came and cried to Pharaoh, “Why do you treat your servants like this? 16 No straw is given to your servants, yet they say to us, ‘Make bricks!’ And behold, your servants are beaten; but the fault is in your own people.”

Notice that the foreman don’t negotiate through Moses and Aaron. They go directly to Pharaoh.

17 But he said, “You are idle, you are idle; that is why you say, ‘Let us go and sacrifice to the LORD.’ 18 Go now and work. No straw will be given you, but you must still deliver the same number of bricks.” 19 The foremen of the people of Israel saw that they were in trouble when they said, “You shall by no means reduce your number of bricks, your daily task each day.”

Things seem truly bleak. The foremen are beginning to understand the enormity of this problem. Even though the foremen don’t recognize Moses and Aaron’s authority, Pharaoh is going punish the foremen as if they are in agreement with YHWH’s plan.

20 They (the foremen) met Moses and Aaron, who were waiting for them, as they came out from Pharaoh; 21 and they said to them, “The LORD look on you and judge, because you have made us stink in the sight of Pharaoh and his servants, and have put a sword in their hand to kill us.”

The foremen direct their hostility to Moses and Aaron because they have made the bondage worse, they have stirred the waters and have given Pharaoh reason to punish them.

22 Then Moses turned to the LORD (YHWH) and said, “O LORD (YHWH), why have you done evil to this people? Why did you ever send me? 23 For since I came to Pharaoh to speak in your name, he has done evil to this people, and you have not delivered your people at all.”

Moses does not remotely understand what God is doing. God has given him signs, but no real direction on how he will free the Israelites. Consequently, Moses immediately questions God’s plan. God seems to be bringing harm to the people, he appears to have sent the wrong person to take Israel to the next level. God is taking too long to deliver his people. Whatever small amount of authority Moses has gained with the Israelites, he is quickly losing.

When we pursue freedom we will frequently question the following: God’s plan, God’s timing, God’s leadership, God’s ways! In other words, we will question God, even after seeing amazing signs and wonders. Faith is required, whether or not our staff turns into a snake.

6:1 But the LORD said to Moses, “Now you shall see what I will do to Pharaoh; for with a strong hand he will send them out, and with a strong hand he will drive them out of his land.”

This is going to be a battle that makes Israel entirely detestable to Egypt and Egypt detestable to Israel. Before all said and done, Pharaoh will not just let Israel go, he will pursue them to wipe them from the face of the earth. God is not only going to lead Israel out of Egypt, Pharaoh is going to try and wipe out Israel from the face of the earth.

For Israel to fully break away from Egypt, the relationship had to be completely broken. God desires to break us from our relationship with sin and depravity. God desires to make sin appear truly sinful, detestable, and unappetizing. We are not to hate individuals, but we are to hate sin. Sin should leave a bitter taste in our mouth, it should turn our stomachs, and unsettle our souls.

God has truly called us out from our bondages. He wants us to hate the sin that once entangled us. Freedom from addiction, perpetual immorality, and defiant behavior requires that these behaviors become so detestable to us that we are willing to do whatever it takes to walk in freedom. Sin ultimately becomes the pursuing chariots of Pharaoh. My prayer is that God increases our hostility to sin. It is good and right that lying, cheating, gossiping, grumbling, and all manner of depravity become utterly distasteful to our spiritual pallets. God meets us in our depravity, but his purpose is to free us from our bondage! He often frees us from our bondage by freeing us to see how detestable our bondage has become!

Meditate upon these words. They will bring you life!

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Guest Repost From Jon Foreman of Switchfoot: Possessed by Truth

Jon Foreman of Switchfoot gave me permission to repost this blog. . . or at least his publicist said he gave me permission. Either way, thought I’d share this thought provoking post on being possessed by truth.

Possessed By Truth
By Jon Foreman of Switchfoot

www.Jonforeman.com
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I am in seat 23 E on a flight from San Diego to Dallas. It’s a middle seat. I’m trying to remain composed and tranquil; I am failing. As far as I can tell the baby behind me feels about the same way I do. I thumb through the airline magazine (my regular watering hole for current events), until I start to wonder what viscous substance stuck the pages of the magazine together in the first place. I put the magazine back, stretch into the seat, and rub a sore neck.

Out of nowhere, I am struck by a thought. A thought that has boundless implications. A thought that feels more important than the seat belt/life-vest exhibition. So I write the idea on the back of my hand:

“Maybe truth is not something that I can possess. Maybe truth is something which possesses me.”

I look at the words now scrawled on the back of my hand. I think it over and look away. The clouds are turning colors, blue, grey, green, purple. The sun is setting off somewhere behind me. It’s my favorite time of day. I look back at my hand and read the idea again.

“Maybe truth is something which possesses me.”

To be possessed by truth rather than the other way round is a thought that goes against much of what I have been taught. In fact, most of my education has been presented as a growing accumulation of truth. Throughout public school, I was graded on my comprehension of the facts. The higher grades were awarded to those who really owned the material.

The idea that truth has no owner turns the whole arrangement on its head. Maybe the straight-A students were the ones who surrendered to the system. Maybe they became servants and allowed the information to become their master, devoting countless hours of study to prove their devotion. Perhaps I was too devoted to other things in high school; I was possessed by the Pacific, going surfing whenever I could. I would never say that I owned the ocean, but I would certainly say that the ocean owned me. I surrendered to its call and resisted the truth that high school had to offer.

We now have more information than thousands of years of humanity could ever dream of. Without any effort at all, we could know the weather anywhere around the world, the population of Taiwan, or the first lady’s middle name (I’m going to look it up as soon as I get off the flight). With this sort of data at our fingertips, we truly possess more facts than past civilizations would ever hope for. And yet, the meaning of it all is just as elusive as ever. I’m still sitting on a plane unsure as to whether the middle seat is occupying me or the other way round.

The idea spins around in my head — so I look to folks that are smarter than me. I turn my thoughts to Sir Isaac Newton and the physical law most commonly associated with his name: gravity. The basic idea of gravitational pull is simple to understand — a clumsy step on the stairs could prove Newton right. And yet this awkward fall does not prove that I am now the proud owner of gravity. No, quite the opposite. I might have a bruise or worse to call my own, but gravity certainly possesses me. I am under the dominion of the truth of gravity whether I fully understand the law or not.

I look out at the fading hills and imagine someone driving home from work. He’s going bald quicker than he thinks. He just bought himself a car that screams one thing: MiddleAgeCrisisSportsCar. He begins the drive he takes home from work everyday. The traffic lights, the cars around him, the flat tire…these are all facts that he encounters on the way home; this is the data that he is responding to. He is under the influence of the facts around him. It’s not determinism; free will is still involved. And yet, rarely will he choose to ignore a red light or slam into the car next to him. He does not possess the facts, the facts possess him and he drives accordingly.

Our market economy is fueled by ownership. The water we drink, the land that we live on, even our ideas are referred to as intellectual property as our world becomes homogenized into merchandise. These products are to be bought or sold — anyone’s private possession for the right price. But from time to time we ask the question: Who owns who? Is the MiddleAgeCrisisSportsCar the possession of a man who’s losing his hair? Or is our balding friend possessed by his MiddleAgeCrisisSportsCar? Does he give the car her identity, or does the MiddleAgeCrisisSportsCar with her sleek lines and bright red paint lend the gentleman her personality for a brief moment of remembered youth?

Yes, our possessions possess us far more than we’d like to admit. And yet, even in our capitalist culture, we don’t think of our friends or family this way. Outside of the greek life at college, most relationships have nothing to do with money changing hands. Yes, you may possess friends, but you would never call these friends your possession. When we fall in love we fall under the spell of another. You might say that your buddy is whipped, “He is possessed. She owns him.” The truth of the one you love is most certainly something that possesses you and not the other way round.

I come up for air as the lady next to me, in 23 F is rubbing the perfume from the magazine onto her wrists. Smelling her wrists. Then repeating. She is trying to keep the fragrance with her, to possess the essence of the advertisement. I feel a sneeze coming on. Yes. Here it comes. For a brief moment there, I possessed a sneeze. No, actually I think the sneeze possessed me.

The stewardess hands me my orange juice. She sees the writing on the back of my hand and throws me a Sarah Palin comment. Dang it. Chris Martin disclaimers were hard enough. I explain that I’ve been writing things on my hands for a long time. There, good. At least we have an understanding. Now she has the truth. I look back at my hand, even writing this particular truth down on the back of my hand is a reason to think: Do I now have possession of this truth, owning its understanding or am I now temporarily tattooed with this truth, subservient to its reality?

My thoughts drift to religion. These are the truths that people live by and hold dear. In many ways, these are the truths that inspire our best and worst moments. The truths that motivate Mother Theresa and start religious wars. How can this be? How can fresh water and salt water come from the same hose? Perhaps it has to do with this concept of possession. If I view the truth as my possession to keep safe, I might feel the need to protect my faith. But if I am possessed by the truth, perhaps this protection is no longer needed. Maybe I am set free from the need to defend the truth, rather the truth defends me.

The idea of defending an all-powerful deity feels a bit silly when it’s put out in the wind like that. And yet, that sentiment seems to epitomize much of what religion has come to mean. After centuries of witch-hunts, inquisitions and holy wars, many are still fighting hard to defend their faith in an omnipotent God who has no need of our protection. Maybe we are still protecting our beliefs as though we were the owners of this truth.

If our faith is to be more than just a lit match in the powder-keg of differing beliefs, what role does religion play in our modern world? What would it mean to be possessed by truth rather than simply the proud owner of a particular denomination? Maybe we could start with the common ground that we all can call truth. In all of the major religions of the world I find the call to protect the less fortunate.

From the Torah:
“Learn to do right! Seek justice, encourage the oppressed. Defend the cause of the fatherless, plead the case of the widow.”
Isaiah 1:17

From the Koran:
“Spend of your substance, out of love for Him, for your kin, for orphans, for the needy, for the wayfarer, for those who ask, for the ransom of slaves, to be steadfast in prayer and to practice regular charity.”
83. Section 10

From the New Testament:
“Pure and genuine religion in the sight of God the Father means caring for orphans and widows in their distress and refusing to let the world corrupt you.”
James 1:27

From Buddha:
“A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the things which renew humanity.”

The “truth” of loving those around me, the “truth” of seeking justice for the oppressed, the “truth” of a life of service — these are truths to be possessed by: to be a slave in the service of the kingdom of the heavens, to be the servant of all. If the truths in this life have no owner then we are set free: free from the need to defend the truth, free to be possessed by this truth and simply live it out. Truth becomes much too large for me to possess; truth is the beauty and authenticity which possesses me.

Maybe the meaning of life is not something that I can control, but rather a reality which possesses me. Maybe there is no life guiding “fact” that I can put in my back pocket, as though I were the sole owner of the universe. Perhaps The-Meaning-of-Life-Himself is asking me the questions. When I look at a sunset, when I hear the songs of the ocean gulls, when I feel the warmth of family and friends, I am reminded of a story that is bigger than I am. Yes, this is my story but not mine alone. Truth was never mine alone. Truth is that which possesses me.

Oh and for the record, it’s Michelle LaVaughn Obama. But I think that I might have already known that…

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Spiritual Prosperity is Rooted in Giving God Our First and Best Fruit!

Humans have a tremendous capacity to bear fruit. Genesis shows us that God has blessed humanity with the ability to “be fruitful and multiply” (Gen 1:28). Although our fruitfulness and our very existence is a gift from God, we frequently serve what God creates, rather than God himself. As the Apostle Paul states in Romans 1:25 humans have perpetually “…exchange the truth about God for a lie and worshiped and served the creature rather than the Creator….”

This reality is seen from the beginning of humanity. After Adam and Eve chose to do things their own way, there was a divide between humanity and God. This divide deepened through their sons Cain and Abel.

One of the key elements in the story of Cain and Abel is the issue of fruitfulness or abundance. The Scripture says that Abel was a shepherd while Cain was a worker of the soil (Gen 4:2). Each man immediately found that their work produced fruit.

This is true of our lives as well. When we give a prolonged season of our best effort and energy to something, we produce fruit. Soil that is carefully tilled, seeded, weeded, and watered will produce a harvest. If we work hard at our place of employment and give many hours to the tasks we are assigned, we will receive a pay check! Money is a fruit of our labors. We expend our “life energy” to get money. We travel miles and hours away from home on a consistent basis to earn the fruit of money. For the most part, this produces a monetary fruitfulness. However, like Cain and Able we have a choice.

The Scripture says that Cain and Abel both brought an offering to God. Abel’s offering was the “fat portion” from the “first born” of his flock (Gen 4:4). Although fat portion doesn’t seem that appetizing to the modern pallet, in the ancient world the “fat portion” was considered the “best portion.” Abel’s willingness to give God the best and first fruit of his labor was a clear sign that Abel understood why he was fruitful. Fruitfulness is a gift from God! Consequently, Abel placed his best fruitfulness before the Lord.

Cain, on the other hand, just “brought an offering of the fruit of the ground” (Gen 4:3). This passage is clear in implying that Cain’s offering was just an offering. Cain gave to God, but he did not give his first and best fruit. While Abel gave God first priority, Cain gave himself first dibs on God’s prosperity. Cain began to serve self and hoard the fruit of his existence.

It is a tendency of humanity to store up for self. One of the most challenging realities of these verses is the fact that both Cain and Able gave an offering. Too often we see the issue of fruitfulness as whether or not we should give something or nothing. This is not how Scripture frames the issue. The question of giving is assumed. If you breath, you give back to the Lord. Rather, the issue is what are you willing to give back to God. Will you give God your first and best or will you give him just a “portion” of your life. This is an issue that must be settled in our hearts if we are going to experience true freedom in our lives!

In the case of Cain and Abel, God looks upon Abel’s offering with “regard”. For Cain, God has “no regard” for his offering (Gen. 4:4-5). In other words, Cain was engaged in a religious activity that had no value! Giving money, energy, resources, and time to God is not what God desires. Rather, Christian maturity is rooted in sacrificial obedience. Life is found in giving our first and best to God. Bondage is rooted in giving our first and best to someone or something other than God.

God clearly points this out to Cain. In a very gentle and clear warning God tells Cain that Cain must give his best because, “sin is crouching at the door. Its desire is for you, but you must rule over it” (Gen 4:7). God is telling Cain that the temptation to serve self is always near by, ready to pounce on its prey. Unfortunately, Cain does not heed God’s warning and the result of an unsubmitted heart is the fruit of death and destruction. For those of you who don’t know the story, Cain kills Abel in a fit of jealous rage.

God truly wants us to give our first and best to Him. This is not because God needs our money, time, or resources. Rather, we need God! When we give a half-hearted offering to God, we open our heart to serving other things. The Scripture is very clear on this matter, we cannot serve two masters. Jesus taught us, “No servant can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and money” (Luke 16:13).

Financial freedom is rooted in deciding up front who you will serve. Are you going to serve God or are you going to serve yourself? Where does your best and first fruit go? Often we come to God when we are in a financial crisis. Although God cares about this crisis, we must be careful not to try and make God serve our crisis. Freedom comes from finding out how to serve God, not in trying to get enough religion to fix our temporary problem.

Financial freedom is like all freedom; it is rooted in surrender to God. Financial freedom is more than dollars and cents; it is a way of being. We give a tremendous amount of our life energy away for the purpose of acquiring money. Where that money ends up says a lot about who we serve. It is rather easy to tell who we serve by what we do.

I encourage you this week to follow your dollars. Take an inventory of your life. Where do you spend all your time? How many hours do you work (including your commute)? What percentage of your life energy do you spend on acquiring money? Where do you spend that money? How many of these decisions are informed by God? Does God get your first and best energy, time, and money? Or does God get your left over resources? Are you more likely to call in sick to work or to God? When trouble comes, who or what gets short changed? “For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also” (Matthew 6:21).

I’m not trying to judge anyone. I’m just pointing to what the Bible says clearly and unequivocally; you cannot serve two masters! (Matt 6:24). Freedom is found in embracing the reality that I live best when I give my first and best fruit to God.

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Making Time for Growth and God

I’m not an early riser. In fact, I’m barely a riser! I will not get up early unless an alarm clock is blaring or my kids are bouncing up and down on my stomach. Unlike most bedside clocks, children do not have a snooze button. If you ever find me up at the crack of dawn I am most likely dealing with a church emergency, grabbing my fishing pole, or welcoming the second coming of Christ.

For the most part, we make room in our lives for what we consider most important. In other words, we give prime time to what is of prime importance. The alarm is set for school, work, or even play because we believe certain activities are worth our time and energy. It is amazing how significant a sunrise can become when a paycheck is on the line.

It is critical that we frequently pause and remember our primary purpose for living. As a Christian, I believe my life runs best when I align my will with God’s will for me. Consequently, the best use of my time is found in pursuing and making room for God’s purposes. For me, God is not a tag on to a busy week. Rather, God is my destination. He is to receive my best energy, resources, time, and money. My alarm clock is to be set first and foremost for him. I schedule my life around God.

In living this way, I have found tremendous peace, contentment, and joy. I do not serve God out of fear, but out of loving obedience. Since I believe I am a created being, I have no problem trusting my creator knows what is best for my life.

I have found the most important areas of my life prosper when I yield to God’s will and God’s timing. My marriage, my children, my close relationships flourish when rooted in God’s ways.

I encourage you to pursue what matters most. Make room in your calendar for that which brings you life. Decide what is important, set your alarm, and show up!

I have been a minister long enough to say with complete certainty that half hearted pursuits produce half hearted results. Marriages and relationships are not restored or rejuvenated with left over time and energy. God is not found with throw away minutes.

I encourage you to set your alarm this year for noble purposes. If you’re a person of faith this may require you wake up a few minutes earlier next Saturday or Sunday to gather with fellow believers. You may feel a bit tired, but the fruit is worth the momentary inconvenience. Don’t worry, others will be there who are also not morning people. Pastors included.

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An Apology to SNL’s Andy Samberg

An Apology to SNL’s Andy Samberg

My apologies to Andy Samberg. I few months back I wrote a quick post about my dislike of Andy Samberg’s SNL Digital Short, “Wish it Would Rain.” To convey my disdain of that particular video, I may have employed unfair hyperbole. In retrospect, calling Andy Samberg’s Wish it Would Rain, “One of the Worst Things Ever Aired on SNL” was most likely a slight exaggeration.

In my defense, at the time my family was staying at our in-law’s house while our house was being repaired. It could have been the stress of being forced to watch Dancing with the Stars that led me to have such high expectations for that particular episode. Regardless, I must apologize to Andy Samberg because at the time I had no idea that my little rant of a post would become my most read blog on my site!

How was I supposed to know that hundreds of Google searches would lead to my Samberg critique. From the shear number of searches, I realize that my opinion is most likely not the majority. Not only did many people love the “Wish it Would Rain” digital short, they were excited enough to try and find it on the internet. This is hard for me to understand, but I accept the reality that human taste is in fact that varied.

So here is my mea culpa (which I think means apology). Andy Samberg, I’m sorry that I only said something negative about your work and career. To be honest, there are many times I find you funny. For instance, I had a good laugh at your “Tennis Balls” digital short. I laughed the first time I saw it as well as each time I showed it to my kids.

Now back to writing posts very few people actually read.

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